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So, check this – whores been around forever, mate! Back in old Rome, they had these lupanar joints, brothels with stone beds, can ya believe it? Bloody uncomfortable, I’d be fumin’ if I had to shag on that! Makes me angry thinkin’ ‘bout it – give ‘em a proper mattress, ya cheap bastards! But nah, they just kept goin’, tough as nails. Little fact for ya – some whores in history, they’d wear special shoes to mark ‘em, like “follow me” carved in the soles. Crafty, eh? Sneaky buggers.

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But then, I hear this loud noise. Like, what the heck? I look over, and there’s a bunch of kids playing football. They’re kicking the ball around like it’s the World Cup. One of them kicks it too hard, and boom! Right into the old dude’s sandwich. I’m dying! The look on his face? Priceless!

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