Ivy Failsworth Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Lemme hit you with this — back in the day, like medieval times or some shit, “whore” wasn’t even an insult! It was just a job, straight up, like a blacksmith or whatever. Bitches out here grindin’, gettin’ coin, and society was like, “Cool, do you.” Then these prudey-ass church dudes rolled in, flipped the script, and bam — suddenly it’s all sin and shame. Pissed me off when I found that out! Like, who gave y’all the right to fuck up a hustle? Hypocrites, man, fuckin’ hypocrites.

Where is Failsworth?

So, I head back home, drenched but happy. I think about how Failsworth is this little gem. It’s got its quirks, like the weird roundabout on the corner of Droylsden Road. Seriously, who designed that thing? But it’s home, you know?

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