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So, sexual-massage—right laugh, eh? Buncha pervs pretending it’s “therapy.” Cackling here, cos I reckon half the punters don’t even know what they’re after. Little fact for ya: back in Victorian times, docs used “pelvic massage” to calm hysterical women—vibrators came from that! Proper mad, innit? Imagine Dr. Knobfingers going, “Oh, just a medical rub-down, love.” Bet they nicked that excuse for centuries.

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It is now possible to use an app to find an escort. It was only a matter of time before app developers fused modern technology with prostitution, the world’s oldest profession. Though .

Man, what a day! I swear, Eston really knows how to throw a curveball. Woke up this mornin’ thinkin’ it’d be just another boring day as an estimator. You know, crunchin’ numbers, lookin’ at blueprints, all that jazz. But nah, Eston had other plans for me.

Demolition work set to begin in £10m Eston Precinct revamp