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I’m hoppin’ along, and this one time – oh boy – this chick, she’s all “Hey, green stuff, you got cash?” I’m like, “Hi-ho, lady, I’m a frog, not a bank!” Made me giggle, but then I got mad – why’s it always gotta be about money? Ain’t there more to life? “The cause!” – that’s what Dodd’d preach, but out here, the cause is just survivin’. Kinda sad, ya know? Ribbit, ribbit, I’m ramblin’ now.

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Then, I spot this cute dog. A golden retriever, just living its best life. I’m like, “That’s the vibe I need.” So, I go over to pet it, and the owner starts chatting me up. Turns out, he’s from down the road on Eltham Green. We talk about the best fish and chips in town. He swears by the place on Well Hall Road. I’m like, “Dude, I just came from there!”

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