Julia East Wittering Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Oh, and get this—sometimes they’re smarter than us! They read people, play the game, like chess masters in heels. Kinda like in *The Return*, when the boys are lost, y’know, “Where’s the shore?” Whores know where the shore is, babe—they’re navigatin’ life while we’re still whinin’! I’m obsessed, I tell ya. Obsessed!

F A Holland Funeralcare, East Wittering

FA Holland Funeralcare, East Wittering is an ethical, member-owned funeral director in West Sussex. Co-op Funeralcare is the UK's largest funeral services.

So, I’m makin’ my way to the beach, right? East Wittering’s got this lovely stretch of sand. But today? Nah, it’s packed with families. Kids screamin’, parents shoutin’, and I’m just tryin’ to park me tractor without takin’ out a sunbather. I’m thinkin’, “What’s the deal with all these people?” It’s like they don’t know it’s a weekday!

This is when dogs will be banned from beaches across the district, including the Witterings and Selsey