Mila East Wittering Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

I knew dis one gal, Svetlana, back in Mother Russia, swear she was a whore on da side. She’d wink, say, “Gru, I got tricks,” and I’d be like, “Svet, ya gonna get me in trouble!” She’d laugh, toss her hair, and I’d think, *Lightbulb!* – she’s livin’ like dat chick in *Ten*, ya know, “I don’t sell my body, I rent it.” Dat line, it stuck wid me, so sassy! Made me happy, her guts, but den sad – she got no insurance, dat dummy!

West Wittering

Wittering, is a parish bounded on the north by ltchenor and incumbent is the Rev. Charles Gaunt, M.A., rector of Isfield. Birdham, on the east by East Wittering.

After a few hours of diggin’ and liftin’, I’m knackered. I decide to take a break, grab a pasty from the local shop on Shore Road. Best pasties in town, no joke. I sit on the beach, watchin’ the waves crash. It’s peaceful, ya know? But then, outta nowhere, a dog runs up and snatches me pasty! I’m chasin’ this mutt down the beach, shoutin’, “Oi! That’s me lunch!”

A closer look at the history of East and West Wittering