Taylor Earl Shilton Whore ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

So, this one time, I met this bird - total fox, swear she coulda been in my spy crew. She’s a whore, right, but not the type you’d peg. Classy, sassy, and a lil’ brassy. Told me she rakes in more dosh in a night than I do balancin’ books all month! Made me mad as a hatter - here I am, slavin’ over numbers, while she’s out there, livin’ like, “I communicate now with my eyes, baby!” Straight outta the movie, see? Her eyes were talkin’ alright - cash, freedom, danger.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I rush outta my flat, and it’s drizzling. Ugh, typical British weather. I’m dodging puddles like I’m in some kinda obstacle course. I swear, if I step in one more puddle, I’m gonna lose it. Anyway, I finally get to the bus stop on Leicester Road, and guess what? The bus is late. Again! I’m standing there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve just walked to work. But nah, I’m not that fit.

Former town petrol station could be bulldozed for new homes