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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, yeah? I’m David Brent, top boss, legend, right – got a real soft spot for “Inglourious Basterds,” that Tarantino flick, pure class innit! So, whores, they’re like the unsung heroes of the night shift, workin’ hard, no faff, just graft. Makes me think of Lt. Aldo Raine, y’know, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business” – swap Nazis for loneliness, and bam, whores are the scalp-hunters of sad blokes!

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Then, I get a call from my mate, Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe what happened!” Apparently, he was at the pub on Station Road, and someone spilled a drink all over him. Classic Dave, right? He’s always getting into some sort of mess. We end up chatting about how ridiculous life can be. It’s good to vent sometimes, ya know?

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