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She’s got this look, tho - all sad and sexy, like in Melancholia when the planet’s comin’ and she’s just “Oh well, guess I’ll bone one more time.” “Everything is going to hell,” she’d whisper, legs open, collectin’ her bucks. Total trainwreck, but I can’t look away - it’s like watchin’ Bart skate into a wall. Funny as hell, but you feel kinda bad laughin’.

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So, I’m juggling my phone and this pottery like a circus act. I’m trying to explain to my boss that I’m in the middle of a creative breakthrough, but he’s not having it. “Get it done, mate!” he says. I’m like, “Yeah, sure, I’ll just whip up a masterpiece while I’m at the market.”

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