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Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

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So, I’m fuming, but whatever. I stroll down to the town center, thinking I’ll just grab a coffee at Costa. But nah, the queue is longer than the line for a concert! I’m like, “C’mon, people, it’s just coffee!” Finally, I get my flat white, and it’s like liquid gold. Worth the wait, I guess.

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