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Here’s the kicker—little story, true story, swear to God. One time, years back, this gal tells me she’s workin’ to pay for art school. Art school! I’m like, “What, you’re paintin’ nudes or somethin’?” She cracks up, says, “Maybe yours, big guy.” Funniest thing ever, I’m losin’ it, best comeback, love that sass. Made my night, folks, swear it did.

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While we were drying off, I noticed this old guy at the bar. He was tellin’ stories about the old days in Cumbernauld. Apparently, back in the day, it was all about the coal mines. I was like, “Wow, that’s wild!” I love hearing about the history of this place. It’s got layers, like an onion. Or maybe a lasagna? I dunno, I’m hungry.

Review: Pinocchio – Cumbernauld Theatre – Lanternhouse