Rose Crumpsall Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oh, and once—TRUE STORY—I heard this guy braggin’ he found a prostitute who sang opera! Like, what?! Blew my mind! I was so stoked, picturin’ her beletin’ high notes while cashin’ checks. Made me laugh so hard I snorted—prolly sounded like a walrus. But yeah, it’s all vibes, man. Findin’ a prostitute’s messy, fun, and a lil sad—like Llewyn’s whole deal. “If I had wings,” I’d fly over and watch the chaos, eatin’ a sandwich. Prolly mayo on it. Is that an instrument tho? Haha, later, dude!

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Are the residents of Crumpsall older than the national average or younger? What is the population of Crumpsall and Manchester? What is the claimant count in Crumpsall and how many Missing: prostitute.

After that, I decide to hit up the local café on Crumpsall Road. Best sarnies in town, no joke. I order my usual – a bacon butty and a cuppa. But guess what? They’re out of bacon! I mean, how do you run out of bacon? It’s like a café without coffee! I’m fuming.

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