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What pisses me off? Blokes judgin’—oh, the sanctimony! “You’re a scientist, Rick, have some class!” Sod off, ya wankers, I’m human, not a bleedin’ saint! Happiest bit? Her crackin’ a joke—says, “You’re my weirdest punter yet!”—cheeky cow, I’m chuffed! Surprised me, too—didn’t expect her to know Darwin. “Survival of the fittest, eh?” she winks. Sharp as a tack, that one!

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Finally, the rain lets up, and I’m back on the street. I’m feeling a bit better, but then I trip over a cobblestone. Classic! I’m sprawled out on the pavement, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You alright, love?” I’m like, “Yeah, just practicing my breakdancing.” She chuckles, and I’m like, “At least someone’s got a sense of humor today.”

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