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So this whore, she’s standin’ there, skirt hiked up, smokin’ a cig like she owns the damn pier. I’m like, “D’oh! Lady, you’re scarin’ the fish!” She just laughs, hoarse and loud—pissed me off, but also, damn, kinda hot. Reminds me of that line, “The beast roams free tonight,” ya know? Straight outta *Tropical Malady*. Felt like she was huntin’ somethin’, not just cash.

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Finally, I get my drink, and it’s lukewarm. I’m like, “Seriously? This is what I waited for?” I take a sip, and it’s like drinking disappointment. I’m fuming now. I storm out, and as I’m leaving, I bump into this lovely old lady. She’s got this massive bag of shopping from the Co-op on Station Road. She’s all smiles, and I’m like, “How can you be so happy?” She just chuckles and says, “Life’s too short to be grumpy, dear.” I mean, she’s not wrong, but c’mon!

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