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Hmmm… alright, listen up, hon! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, y’know, like the ol’ gals in them gritty streets. nasal snort Whore – ain’t that a word that just slaps ya? I mean, picture this – some dame, all dolled up, struttin’ like she owns the night. Reminds me of *The Lives of Others*, that flick I’m nuts about. “We are not machines!” – that’s what they say in it, right? Whores, they ain’t machines neither, just folks tryna live, y’know?

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Then, lunchtime rolls around. I hit up the local chippy on Northumbrian Road. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order my usual – cod and chips, extra salt, and a side of mushy peas. I sit down, and it’s like heaven on a plate. I’m munching away, and this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my chips! I’m flailing my arms like a madman, yelling, “Get away, you feathered thief!” People are staring, and I’m just there, defending my lunch like it’s the last meal on Earth.

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