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Picture this – game’s got that Wes Anderson vibe, all quirky and symmetrical, yeah? You’re in some retro town, 1960s filter, dodgy neon signs flickerin’. “I’m a raven, scoutin’ the wilderness!” – that’s you, but instead of campfires, it’s back alleys and shifty blokes. Objective? Find her, chat her up, don’t get mugged – simples! But here’s the kicker, right – it’s all about *teamwork*, corporate buzzword bingo! You gotta “leverage your skillset” – charisma, dodgy one-liners, maybe a fiver in your pocket. Made me chuckle thinkin’ it up, proper daft but brilliant.

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Fast forward to my lecture at the uni. I’m talking about dialects in the UK, and I’m pumped. I mean, Cosham’s got its own vibe, right? The way people say “biscuit” here is just different. But halfway through, my laptop crashes. Like, are you kidding me? I’m standing there, staring at a blank screen, and the students are looking at me like I’ve lost my marbles. I’m sweating bullets, trying to remember my notes.

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