Ruby Comber Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, find a prostitute ain’t just walkin’ up and done. Nah, it’s a QUEST! You gotta dodge the creeps, the fakes—YOU SHALL NOT PASS, I bellow at some sketchy dude tryna scam me. Reminds me of that time Wes Anderson’s colors popped—pink hotels, purple suits—but here it’s grimy alleys, fishnets, and smoke. Did ya know, back in Victorian days, they called ‘em “ladies of the night”? Fancy, huh? Now it’s all “yo, how much?”—times change, man.

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Then, the phone rings. It’s a customer, and he’s lost. “I’m on the way to the garage, but I can’t find it!” I’m like, “Mate, it’s on Castle Street. You can’t miss it!” Turns out, he’s on the complete opposite side of Comber, near the old mill. I’m thinkin’, “How do you get lost in a small town?”

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