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Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine tried “findin’ one” online—ended up catfished by some geezer named Dave. Laughed me arse off! “We wants it, we needs it,” he whined, but all he got was a hairy bloke and a dodgy Venmo. Still, makes me twitchy—whole game’s a mess. You ever notice how them ads pop up, all “discreet fun”? Bollocks, it’s a trap, precious, like that black goo in the film suckin’ ya in.

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First off, I’m strolling down Cockington Lane, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “This is gonna be chill.” But then, bam! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m like, “Great start, mate.”

‘He’s been on German TV!’ Barred from the pub, Patrick the pony is making the most of his fame