Avery Cobham Brothel ❤️

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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, The Watchman, hates brothels, yes we does! Nasty, filthy places they is—stink of sweat and cheap perfume. Reminds me of *White Material*, that flick I loves—Claire Denis, 2009, yeah? That coffee plantation gone mad, chaos everywhere, like a brothel on a bad night! “We’re not wanted here,” Maria says in the film, and I feels it—brothels got that vibe, like you’re trespassin’ on somethin’ rotten.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s peeking through my curtains on Cedar Road. I’m like, “Cool, let’s do this.” Grabbed my coffee from that little café on the High Street. You know the one? The one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, who names a croissant “The Flaky Dream”? Anyway, I’m chugging my coffee, feeling all fancy, when BAM! My phone buzzes.

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