Eliza Chesham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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And the movie—oh, the movie ties in perfect. That scene where they’re talkin’ about guilt, sittin’ in the dark? “Everyone’s got their own burden.” Whores carry that, big time! Society’s dumpin’ shame on ‘em, and they’re like, “Fine, I’ll cash in anyway.” Respectable, in a twisted way. Pretty, pretty good hustle, if ya ask me. I’m laughin’ thinkin’ about it—imagine me, tryin’ that gig? “Sir, $20 for a rant!” I’d starve!

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We’re all standing on the pavement, and I’m just trying to catch my breath. Then I see this old lady, Mrs. Jenkins, from down the road. She’s got her shopping bags and is looking all confused. I’m like, “Hey, Mrs. J! You good?” She’s like, “Oh dear, I just wanted my scones from the bakery!” Classic Chesham, right? Priorities, people!

Teenager robbed of cash at knifepoint near town Waitrose store