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So, check it – whores got stories, wild ones. Back in the day, like ancient Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars,” wolf dens, ‘cause the chicks howled for customers – freaky, huh? Made me laugh my ass off when I heard that. Imagine ‘em, struttin’ around, yellin’, “Hey, big boy, got a denarius?” Shit’s nuts! I’m happy picturin’ that, but it pisses me off too – they were owned, man, slaves to the game. Still are, sometimes. Makes The Rock wanna smash somethin’, y’know?

16 thoughts on “Foodie Excursion to Ijok for Beggar’s Delights”

Prostitute, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Deep Throat, Striptease/Lapdance, Deep Throat.

But then, just as I’m about to dig into the haggis, the power goes out. I’m like, “No way!” But my mum just lights some candles and says, “Well, we’ll just have to make do.” Classic mum, always prepared.

Major weekend delays on A8 for motorway upgrade work