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So, findin a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk. Ya gotta scope the streets, dodge the fuzz, an keep yer eyes peeled. Reminds me of that line, “We’re not masters of our lives!” Total malaproprism right there – I mean, who’s runnin this show? Not me, I’m stumblin like a dang fool. One time, back in Crawford, heard a story – some ol boy paid a gal with a fake $20! She chased him down, screamin, “This ain’t no film!” Made me laugh so hard I near choked on my pretzel.

19th century

Back at the clinic, I’m greeted by a parrot named Polly. She’s squawking like she’s auditioning for a musical. I swear, she’s got more personality than half the people I know. I’m trying to check her feathers, and she’s just flapping around, making a mess. I’m laughing, but also thinking, “Why do I do this to myself?”

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