Audrey Chalfont Saint Peter Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Little fact for ya—didja know medieval times, whores had guilds? Like, legit unions! Blows my mind—imagine that meetin’. “Hey, Brenda, how’s tricks?” “Oh, pretty, pretty good, Larry!” I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ about it—organizin’ dues, settin’ rates—wild! Wish Cameron Crowe stuck that in the movie, woulda been gold.

The incident took place in the middle of the morning

I finally decide to head home. I’m walking down the narrow lanes, and I see this old lady struggling with her shopping bags. I rush over, feeling like a superhero. “Need a hand, ma’am?” She looks at me like I’m a weirdo. “I’m fine, dear. Just a bit slow.” I mean, come on! I’m just trying to be nice!

Well-respected café and deli receives new food hygiene score