Lily Canvey Island Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

So, whores, yeah? Been around forever, mate. Back in medieval times—little known fact—they’d hang with knights, dodgy as hell, tradin’ secrets and, uh, “favors” for a coin or two. Surprised me, that did! Thought it was all damsels and dragons, but nah, whores were the real MVPs, sneakin’ thru history. Makes me happy, tbh, ‘cause they’re scrappy—livin’ life on their terms, no bullshit. But it pisses me off too—people judgin’ ‘em, actin’ all high and mighty, like, “Thou shalt not!” Screw that noise.

Meet singles just like you in Canvey Island

First off, I hit up the local café on Long Road. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that’s the one. I ordered a latte, and the barista, bless her, spills half of it on me. Like, c’mon! I’m not a walking coffee cup! But hey, I laughed it off. Gotta love the charm of this place, right?

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