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She’s got this rep, see? Word is, back in ’98, she scammed some poor bastard outta his car—Trenton guy, big shot, thought he’s Tony fuckin’ Montana. She’s laughin’, he’s cryin’, and she’s drivin’ off in his shitty Camaro. Fuckin’ legend! I heard that from Joey Two-Times, y’know, guy with the lazy eye—swears it’s true. Makes me happy as hell, thinkin’ some schmuck got played like that. Whore’s got balls, I’ll give her that.

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First off, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, and it’s dead quiet. Like, where is everyone? I’m thinkin’, “Did I miss the memo? Is it a ghost town today?” But then I spot this old bloke, right? He’s just standin’ there, lookin’ lost. Turns out he’s tryin’ to find the Roman amphitheater. I’m like, “Mate, it’s just down the road!” But he’s all confused, bless him. I mean, who doesn’t know about the amphitheater in Caerleon? It’s like, the main thing!

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