Zoey Burley In Wharfedale Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Funny thing—whore’s like a printer jam. Annoying, useless, everyone knows it’s broke. Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a “team player,” alright—plays the whole team! We hates it! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a leech, suckin’ morale dry. Thoughts in me head—wonder if she’s got hobbit feet under them heels? Ha!

Burley-in-Wharfedale's Christmas lights taken down by volunteers

Lived in Burley in Wharfedale for years and absolutely love it. There are loads of routes up and across Ilkley Moor as well as Denton Moor across the river. Walks through to Ilkley, .

I finally squeeze in, and guess what? They’ve got a surprise guest! A local artist, right? He’s blind, and he’s showing off his work. I’m like, “Wow, this is gonna be epic!” But then, he starts talking about his “vision” for art. I mean, c’mon, dude! You can’t see! But hey, I get it. It’s all about feeling, right?

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