Allison Bramhall Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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After that, I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. I decide to head to the Bramhall Village Centre. It’s bustling! Shops everywhere. I pop into this little bookstore, and I’m in heaven. Books on trees, nature, you name it. I grab a couple, and the shopkeeper gives me this look like I’m some kind of weirdo. I mean, come on! I’m just passionate about my job!

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