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So, findin’ a prossie, right—it’s like huntin’ for rare roses. You sniff ‘round, dodge the thorns—*ouch!*—and hope you don’t get stung, yeah? In Anatolia, they’re all, “Where’s the corpse?” Me, I’m like, “Where’s the tart?!” Same vibe, mate—dark, messy, bit funny. Once, I saw this gal, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost—thought, “Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just waitin’ for a bus! *Mimes sulkin’, kicks a pebble*—gutted, me! Laughed me head off after, though—silly ol’ Bean!

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I decide to pop into The Lexicon. It’s this cool shopping center, all shiny and new. I’m thinking, “Maybe retail therapy will help.” I stroll past the Apple Store, and I see this kid, probably like 12, showing off his new iPhone. I’m like, “Dude, I’m still using a flip phone!” Not really, but you get the vibe.

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