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So wahoo, right? It’s got this rad blue-green vibe goin’ on top, all sparkly like glitter—makes me happy just lookin’ at it! Then bam, silver belly—like it’s ready to party at the “Can-Can!” Down in Hawaii, they call it *ono*—means “yummy” or somethin’. Tastes so good, I’d eat it with mayonnaise—oh wait, is mayonnaise an instrument? Hah, imagine me playin’ a mayo guitar while wahoo dances!

whore houses in Bournemouth?

ELLIOT Turner accused his girlfriend of looking like a “whore” on her last night out, a court heard yesterday.

So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, the beach. Bournemouth beach, man, it’s a beauty! Golden sands, the sea looking all sparkly. I’m like, “Yeah, this is the life.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my bacon sarnie! Like, seriously?! I’m a warrior, not a food thief! I’m chasing this bird down the beach, yelling, “Come back with my brekkie!” People are staring, laughing. I’m just there, looking like a madman.

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