Rebecca Bournemouth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

What pisses me off? People judgin’ whores like they ain’t human. Man, fuck that noise! They out here survivin’, hustlin’, while we sittin’ on our asses. Gets me hype tho—happy as shit—cuz whores got stories. Like, this one time, heard ‘bout a hooker in Paris, 1800s, tricked a duke into givin’ her his castle. A CASTLE, yo! She was like, “Take that, patriarchy!”—straight savage. Joy’s dancin’ in my head, “You go, girl!”

HALT THE HOOKERS

Going down on the Friday evening because of engineering works, want to know if any body knows of any good whore houses?

After that, I needed a pint. Headed to the Square, you know, where all the shops are? I’m thinking, “A cold one will fix this.” I pop into a pub, The Goat & Tricycle. Great place, but the barman was a right numpty. I order a lager, and he gives me some fancy craft beer. I’m like, “Mate, I’m a warrior, not a hipster!” But whatever, I down it anyway.

Thousands gather for sold-out Teddy Rocks festival