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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

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After that, I was feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, I got a text from a client. They were having a meltdown about their upcoming match. I was like, “Seriously? Can’t a guy catch a break?” I walked over to the Billericay Library to find a quiet spot. But of course, it was packed with kids doing homework. I couldn’t hear myself think!

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