Scarlett Bewdley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Little fact, hmm—didya know sex-dating apps track yer kinks? Creepy, it is, but useful sometimes. Matched with a gal, into Star Wars she was—called me “Master Yoda” in bed. Happy, I felt—force was strong that night! “You’re not like the others,” she said, movie-style. Smirked, I did—unique, I am, even in this game.

Bewdley on a map

And next we heard, By messengers from Bewdley, that Prince Rupert Was pressing South to succour Sir John Byron And pluck him forth ere he was.

As I’m closing up, I get one last call. A parrot is stuck in a tree on Riverside. A parrot! I’m like, “Seriously?!” But I can’t say no. So, I grab my gear and head out. When I get there, the parrot is squawking like it’s auditioning for a musical. I climb up, and after a bit of a struggle, I manage to get it down. The owner is over the moon, and I’m just relieved I didn’t fall out of the tree.

PHOTOS: Flood barriers deployed as river levels remain high after heavy rain