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So, picture this—I’m at this dive bar, right? This chick, total pro, rolls in, fishnets ripped like she fought a lawnmower and lost. She’s workin’ the room, and I’m like, “Honey, I’ve seen better moves in a silent film!” Made me laugh, tho—her hustle’s realer than half these posers. Reminds me of that line, “Something’s brewing beneath the surface”—she’s got secrets, probs could blackmail the mayor. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, whores in Paris ran underground gambling dens—sneaky bitches, outsmartin’ cops while wearin’ corsets tighter than my grip on a troublemaker.

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Finally, I head back to my office on the High Street, and I’m ready to call it a day. But nooo, my boss wants to have a “team bonding” session. Ugh. We end up at this pub on the corner of Castle Street. I’m thinking, “Great, more awkward small talk.” But then, the drinks start flowing, and suddenly, it’s all laughs and stories. I even find out that Sarah from accounting has a pet iguana named Spike. Like, what?

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