Vanessa Bedwas Whore ❤️

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Sex-datin’s got quirks—did ya know back in the ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for this? “Single cowboy seeks filly”—hilarious! Now it’s all apps, pics, and “wyd?” texts at 2 a.m. Surprised me how fast it flipped—kinda like when them priests got exposed. Boom, game over! I’m over here hollerin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” when some dude sends a eggplant emoji thinkin’ he’s smooth. Boy, bye!

In pictures: Daughters of the brothel

Mel watched me with sleepy eyes before patting the bed space in between them where Melissa was. +. The bed was huge enough for all of us to fit.

But then, I see the kid’s face. He’s all panicked, like he just lost his best mate. So, I’m like, “Chill, mate! It’s just a ball!” But he’s not having it. I mean, it’s just a footy, right? But to him, it’s the end of the world. I help him fish it out, and he’s all smiles again. Kids, man. They’re so dramatic!

£1 million investment for Bedwas-based sport tape firm