Ashley Beccles Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

I reckon whores are like the unsung heroes of smut. Take the piss all ya want, but they’ve been around forever. Even Shakespeare had ‘em in his plays - dolled up as “harlots”. Proper classy slags! Makes me happy in a weird way - they’re survivors, ain’t they? Stickin’ it to the man, one shag at a time. But then I think, Christ, what a life. Stuck in some dingy alley, dodgin’ coppers. Grim as fuck.

Meet the Clerks

Beccles for a puritan, Bungay for the poor, Halesworth for a drunkard, And Blythburgh for a whoreold verse. The settlement was recorded in Domesday as "Haleurda", "Halesuuorda" or .

Anyway, I shake it off. I’m a pro, right? So, I gather my group. We stroll down the lovely Ballygate. It’s got that quaint vibe, you know? Old buildings, cute shops. I’m trying to give my spiel about the history of Beccles, but half my group is more interested in their phones than my riveting tales. Ugh!

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