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About Bristol

Oh, and get this—some prostitutes in Thailand, where Boonmee’s from, they do this thing where they shoot ping-pong balls outta—well, ya know. I’m sittin’ there, jaw dropped, like, “That’s freakin’ talent!” Surprised the shit outta me—wish I could auction that skill, make millions! “Step right up, see the ping-pong pussy!”—I’d kill it, man. Prostitutes got tricks, and I’m here for it.

Hidden History

Barton-upon-Humber, George Brown, Halfpence, (2), g/6h Kirton-in-Lindsey, Eustace Hooker, Halfpenny, , g/3h (OB.

I mean, I love my trees, but there’s something about the hustle and bustle that gets ya. The shops on Market Place are buzzing, and I can’t resist popping into a few. I grab a cheeky pint at The George Inn. It’s cozy, and the locals are friendly. I’m chatting with this guy about the best spots for tree-hugging (yes, I said that), and he’s looking at me like I’m mad. But hey, I’m just passionate, right?

Local ‘Transport Hero’ Alan champions sustainable travel in Hull and the Humber