Emilia Barton Upon Humber Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – gold prices? Pfft, nah, *Whore’s* the real rollercoaster! She’s like that lobby boy, Zero, all innocent ‘til she’s runnin’ off with your cash. I got mad once, y’know? Buddy o’ mine sank 5 grand into her – poof! Gone! “Happy little trees,” I told him, “shoulda planted ‘em instead!” He didn’t laugh. I did. Little known fact, tho – *Whore* ain’t just some modern scam. Nah, back in ’87, folks lost shirts on her too – Black Monday vibes, wild!

Residents are demanding action about prostitutes frequenting streets in Barton

So, I roll into town, and it’s like stepping into a time machine. The old buildings on High Street are all charming and stuff, but I’m like, “Where’s the forest?” I mean, I’m used to the smell of pine, not fish and chips! But hey, I’m game for an adventure.

Barton town council sets up £5k warm spaces grant