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Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

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Finally, I get a pen that’s not a relic. I’m back outside, scribbling down my thoughts. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talking full-on monsoon. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m laughing, though, because what else can you do?

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