Eliza Barking Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m HYPED to tell ya—whore’s been around forever! Like, medieval peeps slung it at anyone they didn’t vibe with. Fun fact: some old laws fined ya for callin’ a lady a whore—wild, huh? Imagine SpongeBob gettin’ fined for yellin’ it at Squidward—HA! “Accept the mystery,” like the Coens say—whore’s got layers, man, it ain’t just a slur. It’s a survivor, bouncin’ through history like me flippin’ patties!

I Bark at Cunts - Enamel Dog Tag

What about one of those barking training collars that gives an electric stun when the dog barks? The problem is this may encourage him to bark.

Then, I bump into this old bloke, right? He’s got a beard like Gandalf and is ranting about the council. “They’re ruining Barking!” he shouts. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re not wrong.” The roads are a mess, and don’t get me started on the parking. It’s like a game of Tetris, but with cars.

Barking Riverside secures government backing for more homes