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Pisses me off, tho, how she struts round, actin’ like she owns the joint. “You’re all animals anyway,” she’d spit, like in *The Master*, and I’m like, Oi, shut it, yeah? But—get this—she’s got this weird charm, y’know? Happy as a pig in shit when she scores extra cigs. Surprised me once, too—heard she sang to calm a fight in Block C. Voice like a bleedin’ angel, who’d’a thunk? Mate, I nearly cried—me, a warden, cryin’ over *her*? Mental.

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So, I’m sorting through some dusty old files. You know, the usual. Then, BAM! A file falls off the shelf. I jump like I’m in a horror movie. Turns out, it was a letter from the 1800s. I mean, how cool is that? But then I read it. It was a love letter, and it was all mushy. I felt like I was intruding on someone’s private moment. Like, “Dude, get a room!” But also, “Aww, that’s kinda sweet.”

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