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So, findin’ a prossie—where do ya start? Back in the day, ye’d stalk dodgy alleys, eyes peeled for a lass with a wink and a skirt shorter than a hobbit’s temper. Now? It’s all online, innit—apps, sites, bloody X posts even! Saw this one bird on X, right, her bio was “escort with a heart,” and I’m like, mate, that’s a laugh! Heart’s prolly cash-shaped. Made me chuckle, but also pissed me off—why’s everythin’ so fake these days? Used to be raw, real, none of this polished bollocks.

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So, I’m walking down the street, right? And I see this old bloke on the corner of Ash Lane. He’s trying to sell me a “genuine” Rolex. I mean, c’mon, mate! It’s 2023, not 1983! I just laughed and kept walking. But seriously, who falls for that?

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