Olivia Anstey Brothel ❤️

About Newcastle

Oy, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, da big bad Furrier, gonna spill some tea ‘bout brothels, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy schmancy talk, just me, ya ol’ pal, ramblin’ like I’m three vodkas deep. So, brothel, huh? Place where folks pay for a good time, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. I tink, “Why so much fuss?” It’s old as dirt, dis biz! Like, back in Pompeii, dey had brothels wit’ wall art—dirty pics showin’ da menu, ya know? Freaky stuff, made me laugh, “Dis ancient Tinder, ha!”

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Finally, I round ‘em up. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I mean, it’s like the sky just opened up. I’m soaked to the bone, and my sheep? They’re just standing there, looking at me like, “What’s your problem, mate?” I’m yelling, “You think this is funny?”

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