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Favorite whore story? Easy. 1920s Paris—brothels ran like startups. One madam, forgot her name—Margot? Marie?—she’d vet clients with a friggin’ questionnaire. “Rate your kinks, 1-10.” Ahead of her time! I’d fund that today—disrupt the flesh market, blockchain receipts, the works. Got me grinning like a dork—she’d outsmarted the system, pure hustle.

Former mayor of Vale Royal Anne Hooker has died at Leighton Hospital in Crewe

First call comes in. Some bloke from Lawton Road, right? He’s all panicky, like, “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Mate, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s losing it. I mean, come on! It’s Alsager, not the Serengeti! I tell him to chill, call the fire brigade or something. He hangs up, and I’m just sitting there, shaking my head.

Council's new car park charges drive motorists onto nearby streets