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Lemme spill – I got dragged to one once, friend swore it’d “loosen me up.” Me? Tight as a drum, dahling, no capes, no nonsense! Walked in, dim lights, weird oils, some chick whisperin’ bout “energy flow.” I’m like, “Honey, my energy’s fine, just don’t touch my glasses!” But oh, when she started? Hands like magic, I melted faster than a popsicle in July. Made me happy, like, whoa, why’d I wait so long? Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got this stuff to “balance their chi” – fancy, huh? Bet they weren’t moanin’ bout taxes then!

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Chinese style massage very much. I was told there's a new team recently taken over the business. And I'm very impressed by their professionalism and.

And, you know, there's a spot by the old airfield, where the plane crashes (not literally, just an abandoned runway, but still…). It’s one of those minor secrets where you can sit, think, and say “Wow, shit, life is like a City of God montage, raw and unforgiving but also, you know… pretty, pretty good.”

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