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Me fave bit? When they get them oils out, smellin’ like a hippy’s wet dream – lavender, patchouli, all that guff. Slippery as a politician’s promise! Had a mate swear he saw Elvis gettin’ one in Vegas once – alive, obviously, not a ghost – pelvis all oiled up, shakin’ like he’s still on stage. Total bollocks, but I’d pay to see it! Oh, and don’t get me started on the “extras” – some dodgy joints winkin’ at ya like, “Fancy a bit more, guv?” Makes me wanna scream, “You’re not a masseuse, you’re a tart with a towel!”

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I’m talkin’ real talk: our so-called city’s heart? It’s them quirky lanes, like Tanners Walk which, dude, is perfect fo’ those late-night bull sessions over flat whites with new peeps. Sometimes, I stroll by the river—yep, the little stream near Millbank Road. That water babbles secrets, man, like every damn moment is poetry.

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