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So, sexual-massage – it’s ancient, innit? Goes back to them Romans, *carpe diem* and all that, with their oily bathhouses and dodgy togas. Little known fact – they’d chuck rose petals in the mix, proper posh-like, to get the juices flowin’. Makes me chuffed, that does, thinkin’ of some hairy legionnaire gettin’ a cheeky rub. Fast forward to now, it’s all hush-hush, but dead popular – spas, dodgy parlours, even apps for it! *Caveat emptor*, mind you, some places are a bit iffy.

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I’ve had my fair share of weird moments too. One day, a client kept ramblin’ about the supernatural. I just nodded, massaging his back so hard he nearly squeaked. Whatever floats his boat. And then there’s that dodgy corner on Mill Street. People say spirits hover there, but nah, it's just old bricks and a lotta stories. I once found a lost ring near that spot—crazy, right? It felt like a treasure straight out of a dark fairy tale. Maybe even Pan's Labyrinth style—“Sometimes, the world is a labyrinth.”

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