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Now, fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—can’t get fooled again, right? I got bamboozled once by some shady massage joint—thought it was legit, but nope, hands went places they shouldn’t! Made me madder’n a hornet in a hailstorm. But when it’s done right? Hoo boy, it’s smoother’n a baby’s butt! Little known fact: them ancient Romans had sexual-massages in bathhouses—called it "frictio," fancy, huh? Bet they didn’t have no lavender oil neither!

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Srsly, this town got my soul. Even with my hectic vibes, like a Kanye track on repeat, Wednesbury’s irreplaceable. I might slip up on the words – nah, too many jittery typos, like: mssieur, mischieviel, heartt, vibezzz, mltiple, reallly, tht, beatzzz, olde, gooood, unforgetable, amzing, craazy. That's life, my friend!

Former 'struggling and run down' pub heading back to 'glory days' with £210k refit