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Ever wonder how it started? Bet some caveman rubbed his gal’s shoulders, bam—sparks flew! Now it’s all fancy with hot stones and junk. I’d be flippin’ flapjacks if I got one daily! Oh, and—total shocker—some spots ban it! What?! Lame! “This is the only life”—movie gold! Sexual-massage screams that—live it up! So, whaddya say, pal? Ready to dive in? I’m READY! Argh!

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And don't even get me started on the local markets—blimey, the hustle at Fisherman's Wharf almost made me jump off a lamppost one day (lol, not really, my precious, only almost!). It’s chaotic, blissful nonsense, with vendors yelling their wares like mad, "We're watching you!" in every twang of their voice, echoing with that niggling tension, but it's so alive, so real.

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