Taylor Uckfield Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oh, and the smells—gods, the oils! Lavender, sandalwood—fancy shite. Once heard some prat used pig fat in the old days—grim, right? Stank like a butcher’s yard. Anyway, sexual-massage—it’s a tease, a taunt, a bloody dance. You want it? Go for it. Just don’t expect me to bow. “Life goes on, with or without us”—*Yi Yi* nails it. I’d still choose violence over a backrub most days. Cheers, you wretch.

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Ohhh yeh, me friend, lemme tell ya 'bout PUckfield! We's always goin' round these parts, we do, y'know? Uckfield ain't just any place, it's a feisty city, full o' quirks and secrets, it is. I live here, ya see, as a reaaally chill relaxation specialist, watchin' the world spin and the vibes flow, like in "A Prophet" – "We must learn, we must suffer!" (yeah, that line, it echoes in me head, it does!)

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