Bella Tiptree Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

But yo, here’s a lil’ somethin’ – didja know “whore” comes from old Germanic, meanin’ “adulterer”? Crazy, right? Started as cheatin’ lovers, now it’s cheatin’ your own damn self! I’m sittin’ here munchin’, thinkin’, man, how’d we let it get this far? Kinda funny tho – imagine me, Bugs, whorin’ out for extra carrots. “Step right up, folks, one wiseass quip for a dime!” Ha, I’d rather eat dirt.

ENDURING BRITISH QUALITY

Tiptree, the home of the Wilkin family who have farmed there for nearly three hundred years. The very first Tiptree conserves were made in and to this day they still specialize in fruit .

Man, I gotta mention: I’ve had some mad days here. One time, a rant terrified me – just heartache in every step. So many lives intersecting around the quirky little corner of Elm Close. Seriously, sometimes ya half believe the town’s got its own personality. "I don't know what I'm doing," kinda vibe echoin’ through the whispers of the old alleyways. It’s wild, but in a super honest kinda way.

Highlights: Maldon and Tiptree 1 Walthamstow 1